after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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