im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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