I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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