I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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