Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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