College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
bring money and cleavage
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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