this boner is exhausting
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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