woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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