I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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