So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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