when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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