On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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