he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
do herpes really smell.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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