All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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