My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
she smelled like a LAN party
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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