so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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