But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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