Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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