New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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