I don't think brook has ever known best
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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