Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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