...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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