belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
my being single is dangerous.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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