Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
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Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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