In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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