If i come over, it means nothing
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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