not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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