the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Randomize
