i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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