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now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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