I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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