he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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