Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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