with your own penis?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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