There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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