idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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