idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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