At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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