I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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