girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.