THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?