I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done