She announced her abortion via fbk
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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