Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Is Oprah even human
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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