he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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