K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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