DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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