So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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