dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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