Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
