and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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