I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
my poor anus
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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