Where are you?
In a non slutty way
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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