Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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