okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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