the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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