yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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