Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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