Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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